I was in Tesco at lunch (god I love that place) and was standing behind this strange lady in the queue – she was HAPPY! I mean, like, really happy and zippy and smiley and ‘o, isn’t life wonderful’. I thought ‘Christ, this is odd – it’s January, it’s raining, there’s another 11 months till Christmas – why’s she so happy?’.
But then something occurred to me. Yeh, it IS January – maybe it was one of her resolutions, to be realllllly happy – and that in turn made me think, maybe she’s usually a grumpy, aggressive, rude bitch.
So I shoved my organic sweet potatoes on the belt thing (2008 = try out organic stuff) and gave her a filthy look … cheeky cow!
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Catherinette // January 11, 2008 at 2:57 pm |
Perhaps she was actually just drunk and trying not to pass out. Maybe?