I hear that in Guantanamo Bay, they torture ‘terrorists’ by blaring out Christina Aguilera on loud speakers (I would’ve thought Chaz n Dave or something would’ve been worse but who am I to judge?).
Forget that, Sonny Jims! If you really wanna torture them, just subject them to the dreaded pre-Crimbo work countdown. Stick them in front of a desk with a computer and monitor, and make them wait till 3pm Friday before they can escape. I mean, let’s not kid ourselves right? There’s hardly any work to be done (OK there is but what can’t wait till the New Year?!) and yet they MAKE us sit here and PRETEND to work.
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I’d rather be listening to Christina in Guantanamo!
Happy Christmas, ya’llllllll!
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